QUOTES FROM ACTUAL PERFORMANCE EVALUATIONS Since my bottom last and report, shows this signs employee of starting has to reached dig rock- bottom and shows signs of Starting to dig His men morbid would follow Curiosity him anywhere, but only out of Morbid curiosity I would not allow this employee to breed This associate is really not so of a definitely won't be He would be out of his depth in a parking lot puddle This young lady has delusions of adequacy This employee should go far - and the sooner the better This employee is depriving a village somewhere of an idiot He sets low personal standards and then consistently fails to achieve them much of a has-been but more - iFunny